Just for Fun: How a Modern Tabloid would Headline Events in the Bible

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Chased From Love Nest

“She Tempted Me!” Cries Adam, Blaming Beautiful Snake-Charmer

Row Over Will

Esau Tells Court Brother Gypped Him Out of Dad’s Blessing—“Applesauce!” Counters Jacob. “He Sold It For a Stew.”

From Backward Ran Sentences—The Best of Wolcott Gibbs from the New Yorker (New York: Bloomsbury, 2011), p. 293